I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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