i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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