Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
farters have to be the big spoon...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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