Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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