So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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