I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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