But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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