I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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