now i know why i became what i already was.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
