i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Houston, we have a squirter
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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