Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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