I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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