He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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