Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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