there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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