Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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