just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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