I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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