I'm lost and stupid without you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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