I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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