I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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