I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
too bad you live with your parents still
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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