mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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