Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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