I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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