You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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