No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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