Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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