dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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