How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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