So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Breakfast tacos?
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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