is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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