i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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