Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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