Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
