but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Do vagina's smell?
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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