That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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