i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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