His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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