At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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