dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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