Grow some girl-balls and come out already
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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