yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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