if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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