All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
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she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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