He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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