i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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