last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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