I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I don't think brook has ever known best
She announced her abortion via fbk
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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