We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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