Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
My cat gives me a boner
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Randomize