just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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