went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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