And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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