So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Randomize
