So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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