Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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