Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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